Re: Alta Vista - Main Thread

[Fragmaster01]

"I speak to the vendor of magic! He knows his foul ways! He knows!" She is dragged outside despite her protests for the mending.

[Meester Roboto]

Shepherd turns to see the pair walk outside the shop, flashing a glance to jochen that they can finish the conversation later.

"How'd it go?"

[Caput]

"Well, getting her body back needs an intervention from Jesus or something, but we have a scroll to mend you with." She puts a hand on his shoulder. "Hope you don't get turned into a goat."

[Meester Roboto]

Shepherd looks at apple, then passes a glance at crazy ferret, then back at apple, with a more concerned face this time.

[Caput]

"Oh, you should be fine. This is just what happens when you take drugs and try rituals." After a couple of seconds, a thought seems to occur to her. She turns to her new pet. "You're sober, right? It's hard to tell."

[Fragmaster01]

"I shouldn't be, though for now, yes, I am. We need to fix that once we're done here."
She plops the scroll out in front of her, and stands on it, looking all cute. "Right. Sit down, and hold out your ouchie."

[Meester Roboto]

Shepherd pauses for a second before turning around and showing his back, pointing out where the injury is.

[Fragmaster01]

Shepherd: "Hmm, good job, very pretty. Now, do a little dance, make a little noise..." You're a little afraid to turn around and see what she's doing.

Apple, Jochen:

Spoiler:

Roll(1d8)+1: // 4,+1 // Total:5
Shepherd: Heal 5 damage.

Spoiler:

"There, we have fixed the metalman. Now, we must quest for evil in an attempt to fix me. Onward, minions!"
Shepherd has gained Title: Minion.
Jochen has gained Title: Minion.

[Xaer QwickBlade]

Jochen makes a mental note not to let himself become injured with the ferret around.

[Meester Roboto]

"Thanks, that feels much better" Shepherd says as he surveys what used to be his wound. "What now?"

[Fragmaster01]

"Now, on for evil! Possibly to a town with a better magic shop. Or asking the kobolds for some magicky goodness. Either way, fun will be had, and it will be glorious."

[Xaer QwickBlade]

Jochen decides to interrupt the madness, "The kobolds are not likly to be very friendly for a while."

[Fragmaster01]

"Pff, silly nonsense. They don't need to know that you did those things, and we certainly look like a monstrous group. Easy enough to bluff it."

[Meester Roboto]

"If you find a kolbold that does not remember his friends head being severed from his body, then im willing to try i suppose, but I hate the buggers. I would rather try the magic shop."

[Fragmaster01]

"Fine, we shall do it by the lame method. It's still a long trip across Alta Vista to a proper shop. Good chance to further mischief and mayhem." She strokes her chin excitedly, at the prospect of unleashing a wake of adventurer fueled terror on the countryside.

"Now, we must be off! No sense waiting around at the starting town, adventure awaits! Heroes must be squashed! Beer chugged! Onwards, minions!"

[Meester Roboto]

Shepherd flashes another look at jochen and then rolls his eyes, ready to move on.

[Xaer QwickBlade]

Jochen looks back at Shepard, concern in his eyes.

[Fragmaster01]

"Oh you. You two are such worriers. We're adventurers, magical warriors. What could go wrong?"

[Meester Roboto]

Shepherd looks at the ferret, then back at his back, then back at the ferret.

"Heh."

[Xaer QwickBlade]

Jochen looks upward, one hand holding his hood up, and looks up in the sky. "odd, its not raining fire yet..."

[Fragmaster01]

"Well, we'll just have to fix that, won't we? Oh yes, Apple, need to drop by the house one more time before leaving. Must ensure that it is safe from those who would seek to undermine our plans..."

[Meester Roboto]

Shepherd lets loose a very small smile and thinks to himself that although crazy, this is probably going to be some of the most fun he's had in a while.

[Caput]

"OK, but we don't have any plans. And no hero crushing. Unless they're dickheads. And I'm robbing your house to afford the magic." She puts her back on her shoulder, where she belongs. "Shepherd, I say we hire Jochen. He helped out good and I like him."

[Meester Roboto]

Shepherd nods in agreement. "I wouldn't mind the extra company, or the gun. Besides, I think we are going to need him to balance out the parties sanity." Shepherd says with a smile, choosing now to let loose a bit and crack a ever elusive joke.


"If we need funds, we could probably go raid those kobolds, I still have a grudge to settle with them."

[Caput]

"So, Jochen, you want in? Equal rank, equal share. Which is a third of the money 'cos ferretface is getting paid in rescuing."

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