One-line this!

Now, I have always been a fan of the art of the one-liner. Just think: most of the world's greatest, most poignant and memorable quotes are cleverly disguised as one-liners. When you need to be a bad-ass, nothing gets that point across quite like one of these:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_sarYH0z948&feature=player_embedded#t=437

So the next time you find yourself at a lost for words when a dramatic situation comes up, don't fret. Just remember: what would Caruso say?

P.S. These clips are from C.S.I. Miami, and I had nothing to do with the compilation of them. I just found it amusing.